Funny Quotes

What do you get when you play new age music backwards?

New Age Music!

How do you make a blond girl laugh on Monday?

Tell her a joke on Friday!

How do you know when your an unwanted Baby?

Your bath toys are a toaster and a radio!

Why do husbands always lie to their wives?

Because they keep asking questions!

What do you call a Chihuahua in Korea?

An Appetizer!

Whats the difference between love and insanity?

Insanity lasts forever!

How do you know your in a tough school?

The School Newspaper has an Obituary Page!

What is a 69 Called in China?

Two Can Chew!

What do you call 10,000 Lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What’s the difference between a Lawyer and a Pothole?

You swerve to miss the pothole!