Author Archives: Posting

“Old Bankers Never Die, They Just Lose Interest”

“The Bachelor is the man that looks, but never leaps”

“A miser isn’t much fun to live with, but he sure makes a wonderful ancestor”

“It’s not the cheaper cars that people want, it’s the expensive car that costs less”

What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 50 percent? Wedding Cake!

Why is a wife like a condom? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on you.

“The human body is very sensitive, pat a man on the back and his head swells”

Why is a wife like a tornado? The both make a bunch of noise and they take your house when they go!

How do you know when you’re on a really good date? You ask the girl to dance and she climbs on the table!

“Blonde’s are proof of reincarnation, you just can’t get that dumb in one lifetime”