Funny Quotes http://www.funnyquote.org Funny Sayings, Jokes and Quotes Thu, 23 Sep 2010 23:41:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 New Age Music http://www.funnyquote.org/2010/09/new-age-music/ http://www.funnyquote.org/2010/09/new-age-music/#comments Thu, 23 Sep 2010 23:41:54 +0000 Posting http://www.funnyquote.org/?p=156 What do you get when you play new age music backwards?

New Age Music!

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Tell her a joke on Friday!

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Your bath toys are a toaster and a radio!

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Because they keep asking questions!

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An Appetizer!

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Insanity lasts forever!

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The School Newspaper has an Obituary Page!

]]> http://www.funnyquote.org/2010/09/tough-schools/feed/ 0 The 69 http://www.funnyquote.org/2010/09/the-69/ http://www.funnyquote.org/2010/09/the-69/#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 23:46:08 +0000 Posting http://www.funnyquote.org/?p=141 What is a 69 Called in China?

Two Can Chew!

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A good start!

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You swerve to miss the pothole!

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